Thursday, November 30, 2017

Roasted Butternut Squash with Corn

When Nando's Peri-Peri restaurant first came into the DC Metro area, I was pregnant with Mr. Tomato. I ate there so often that is fetal nickname was Peri. They offer this dish as a "fino" side. I always thought it was a little ... meh. But one Thanksgiving I decided to reproduce it. I found a basic recipe online someplace, which has since been tweaked so much that I don't even know what the source is anymore.

The bonus here is that this recipe is totally vegan. If you're into that sort of thing. Heh.

Roasted Butternut Squash with Corn

1 2 lb. butternut squash, peeled and cut into one-inch, bite-sized pieces
1 large red onion, chopped (about 1.5 cups)
3 Tbsp olive oil (plus an optional 1 – 2 tablespoons for coating squash)
"4" cloves finely minced garlic
2 tsp apple cider vinegar

A "little" hot sauce of your own choosing
1 Tbsp sea salt
2 - 3 ears corn, kernels cut off (approx. 1.5 cups kernels)
1/8 tsp cayenne
1/4 cup sweetened dried cranberries
1/2 bunch chopped cilantro, stems removed


• Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F

• Roast the corn on a cookie sheet for about 5 - 10 minutes, or until they have a little golden color
• Lightly toss the squash in the olive oil and arrange on a cookie sheet. 
• Bake the squash until soft, about 20 minutes
• Meanwhile, heat the olive oil in a pot and sauté the onion and garlic
• Add the corn, hot sauce, vinegar, salt, and cayenne to the onions and stir for a minute or so
• Add the dried cranberries and stir for a few more minutes; remove from the heat and add to a large bowl
• Add the cooked squash to your mixture

• Continue to stir the mixture for a few minutes for the flavors to blend
• Add the chopped cilantro to taste.


You can let this sit at room temperature about half an hour for the flavors to blend a bit more. Goes over well with roasted chicken and some wilted swiss chard. Yum!

Monday, November 6, 2017

Not Your Mama's Slaw Slaw

Confession: I think the dressing on traditional cole slaw is nasty. Gross. Ick. So I re-purposed a recipe I found somewhere online that originally had dill (ickkkkkk) and carrots.

The great thing about this recipe is that it's multi-purpose. I've even used a variation on it, with extra olive oil, for potato salad dressing. Yum.

2 packages of shredded cabbage, or that broccoli slaw stuff
1 package shredded carrots
1 bunch chives
1/2 bunch cilantro
"3" cloves garlic
1/3 cup lemon juice
1/3 cup olive oil
Salt and pepper to taste

  • Finely mince the garlic, and whisk it together with the olive oil and lemon juice, salt and pepper; if you want a little kick, add some finely minced hot pepper of your choice
  • Thinly slice the chives, and finely chop the cilantro; add it to the carrots and cabbage in a large bowl 
  • Toss with the vinaigrette
Eat that shit up by itself because it's delicious--the longer it sits, the more the flavors will develop, and you will be the hit of any pot luck.

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Butternut Squash Soup

Lemme tell you something about this soup: it's not my own recipe.

But good gravy it's good!! It's straight out of the Joy of Cooking. I don't like the way that they lay out their recipes, so this is my own rewrite.You're going to need a few hours for this, since the squash needs to be roasted.

1 four-pound butternut squash
2 large leeks
2 teaspoons finely minced ginger
6 cups vegetable stock
A few tablespoons olive oil or butter
Salt and pepper to taste

  • Preheat your oven to 350 degrees 
  • Cut the squash in half; scoop out the seeds 
  • Fill a baking dish with about a half inch of water; place the squash face down and cover with foil. Cook for about 45 minutes to an hour, or until it's easily pierced with a fork and very soft 
  •  While the squash is cooking, finely mince your ginger and slice the leeks--you will only need the white parts
  •  Remove the squash from the oven and set it aside so it cools enough for you to handle 
  • Saute the leeks and the ginger in the olive oil in a heavy-bottomed pot until they are soft and fragrant and just a little browned 
  • Scrape the cooled squash into the mixture and add four cups of stock and cook on medium heat for about 15 minutes; as it cooks, mash the squash against the side of the pot to break it up a bit
  • Remove your pot from the heat; either ladle the mixture into a food processor or blender and process until smooth. If you have an immersion blender, just use that in the pot to process until smooth (NOTE: be VERY careful with the immersion blender; this shit is lava-hot and will bubble up) 
  • Return the soup to the stove, add remaining two cups of stock, salt, and pepper to taste and cook for about five to ten more minutes until it's at your desired consistency. 
  • Serve garnished with garlic croutons, or finely chopped parsley, or finely chopped cilantro

Friday, October 27, 2017

Pickled Radishes *nom nom*

As an FYI: pickled radishes smell like pickled farts. But they are delicious. Also, any canning that happens here is purely by accident. I don't can things, since they get eaten too quickly to bother. But if you want to can these, knock yourself out!

To enjoy these... well, I just open up a jar and go at it with a fork. 

3/4 cup apple cider vinegar or white wine vinegar
3/4 cup water
3 tablespoons sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon pickling spices

A bunch of radishes
Half a red onion
Optional: a few cloves of garlic, a really hot pepper, a few sprigs of thyme

Set the vinegar, water, salt, and sugar in a pan and bring to a boil. Remove from heat and allow to cool.

Slice the radishes so they are very thin and even in width; slice the onion to the same size as well. I used a mandolin for this purpose.

Add the radishes, the onions, the pepper, the garlic, pickling spice to a jar. Add the liquid. Seal and let it sit in the fridge for a week. This will keep for up to a month, uncanned.

Be careful with that damned pepper or your mouth will water uncontrollably.

Monday, October 9, 2017

Random Roasted Veggies

I have a membership at a CSA in Upper Marlboro. CSA, for the uninitiated, is short for Community Shared Agriculture: you purchase a share of all of the vegetables that the farm produces for the growing season and ... eat away. Claggett Farm is my CSA spot, and I've been going there since my son was about as big as a beefsteak tomato. Clagett's growing season has made me become creative with my weekly menus: sometimes I think I am drowning in tomatoes and zucchini, but the variety and taste is oh-so-good.


Last week I found that my fridge was overflowing: time to cook this stuff up. While my kids are very good veggie-eaters, they're only around half-time, and cooking day-to-day meant some of this stuff was going to spoil. So, I chopped up a bunch of stuff and seasoned and tossed in the oven. The only store-purchased items were broccoli and an onion. This works for lots of random veggies that can stand up to roasting.

Heaven. 

  • Large zucchini 
  • Large onion 
  • a bazillion sweet peppers 
  • Large eggplant, peeled 
  • Two heads of garlic 
  • A head of broccoli 
  • Any other veggies you have on hand that you feel like cooking. 
  • Two tablespoons olive oil 
  • Salt and black pepper to taste 
  • Pinch of five-spice powder  
  • Paprika 
  • Red pepper flakes or hot pepper flakes (that's another recipe for another day) 

  • Pre-heat your oven on broil to 400 degrees. 
  • Finely mince the garlic 
  • In a bowl, mix the garlic, salt, peppers, five-spice powder, and paprika together 
  • Roughly chop your veggies into bite-sized pieces; toss with the olive oil mixture 
  • Spread in an even layer on a large cookie sheet, stick it in the oven for about 15 minutes
  • Clean up the mess you just made in your kitchen 
  • Share your veggies with your work wife 

A side story: there's a reason why this guy is called Mr. Tomato. Besides steak and strawberries, he will roll over you for a tomato.

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The year before this photo was taken, he was about 18 months old when tomato season started at the farm. He walked up to the table that came up to his nose, reached into a basket and grabbed a big, red tomato. He took a bite. He was in heaven. Ever since the staff and volunteers at the farm look out for him in tomato season. Hence the name, Mr. Tomato. 

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Adult Applesauce

My friend Kojo, intrigued by the food that I post on the Book of Face, said I should start a blog.

I'm here to tell you now this blog will exist late summer into fall and then probably lie dormant unless something REALLY interesting crops up. And to be perfectly honest, I'm not any kind of chef: I get a CSA share and I like to come up with stuff to do with the share. Full disclosure, this first post has nothing to do with that CSA share, but apples.

This past weekend, Future President and Mr. Tomato and I drove up to Milburn Orchards in Elkton, MD. Available for picking: golden delicious, red delicious, and mutsu--a GIGANTIC apple with tons of flavor. Not to discount the delicious varieties though: they're not the bland, mealy crap you get at the grocery store. This was totally one of those situations where we were strolling along, sampling apples, and tossing them in the bag. Thirty pounds later...

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First up: apple sauce. Of course you need an adult version too, so here goes:

3 - 4 pounds of apples (the more flavorful, the better)
1/2 cup water
Juice of a lemon
1/3 cup or so of brown sugar (you can use less or more; I tripled this recipe and only used a half cup)
A cinnamon stick (optional)
Half cup of your preferred booze (I used Angostura 7 year rum)

Peel, core, and chop your apples into 1-inch or so chunks
Put them in a heavy-bottomed pan and simmer in the water for about half an hour
Add the lemon juice and sugar, (and optional cinnamon) and simmer for another half hour
Remove the cinnamon
For chunky sauce, mash with a potato masher; for a smooth sauce, blend in a blender or food processor till it gets to your desired consistency
Put it back on the heat for a few more minutes till it's nice and thick
Remove from heat, let it cool
Add the booze

Enjoy! *hic*